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Illuminatea T-Shirt (Illuminati)

Illuminatea T-Shirt (Illuminati)


Illuminatea T-Shirt

Forget the Illuminati, join the Illuminatea! An elite secret society (with biscuits) for people who love tea.

  • – Standard/mens t-shirt or a womens v-neck slim fit top.
  • – High quality, soft-feel screen-printed design.
  • – 100% cotton t-shirt.

Original design featuring a pyramid teapot, a mug with an all-seeing eye, jammie dodgers with occult symbols and a hand offering a digestive biscuit. Original design by Cakes with Faces, printed in a milky tea colour. The print is high quality, durable and ultra soft – once it’s washed you can’t feel it on the fabric.

Also available on a sweatshirt.

Unique Design

Only available at Cakes with Faces.

Eco-Friendly Printing

Printed with eco-friendly inks, which are PVC and solvent-free. They’re just as vibrant and durable as regular plastisol inks, but have a softer feel. Once the t-shirt’s washed you can’t feel the printing on the fabric!

Customer Reviews

“I have joined the Illuminatea. Love my new shirt.”

“I received my order today (totally impressed with the speediness btw) and my son absolutely LOVED his ALPACALYPSE hoodie and his ILLUMINATEA t-shirt…. Great big thanks for the fab stuff, can’t wait to order again soon.”

“Absolutely brilliant, exactly as it looks in the pictures and my boyfriend loves it, thank you.”

“Great t-shirt, bought as a present but wishing I could keep it! Arrived really quickly and beautifully presented.”

“Illuminatea will always be my favourite t-shirt. Cute designs for everyone, quality materials, serious commitment to creating great products.”

Returns policy



Standard/mens t-shirt:

  • – Small (to fit 34-36″ chest)
  • – Medium (to fit 38-40″ chest)
  • – Large (to fit 42-44″ chest)
  • – XL (to fit 46-48″ chest)
  • – 2XL (to fit 50-52″ chest)

Womens slim fit v-neck t-shirt:

Non-v-neck sizes womens t-shirts also available – please contact us if you’d like one!

  • – Small (UK Size 8-10)
  • – Medium (UK Size 10-12)
  • – Large (UK Size 12-14)
  • – XL (UK Size 14-16)

Measurements are available in the Size Guide.

If you have any questions about measurements or sizing please contact us.
Ordered the wrong size? Get in touch for an exchange.


Shipping Rates

All orders are despatched within 1 working day from the UK:

  • UK: Only £3 for your whole order, sent by Royal Mail Second Class.
  • EU: Please order on Etsy to avoid extra customs charges and delays. Details here…
  • USA:
    • – Standard delivery (2-3 weeks, no tracking) by Royal Mail International Standard (Airmail) or Transglobal Express. Calculated at checkout depending on size/weight. From £5.50 for one t-shirt / dress.
    • – Economy delivery (6 weeks) is a more affordable option for larger orders.
  • All other countries: £4.50 for one item by International Standard Airmail (1-3 weeks depending on area). Additional items are £1 each.

Sending a Gift?

If you’re ordering a gift for someone, just add a note at checkout saying who it’s for and a special message will be included for them. All items are sent without prices.

Recyclable Packaging

We’ve switched to recyclable packaging. It costs us more, but it’s important for the environment. Everyone should do what they can. Any bubble-wrap or air pockets are re-used from deliveries we’ve received.

Returns policy


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